I've been dishonest

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

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juuria:

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

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doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous

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arabwife:

i admire people who could’ve turned cold after everything they’ve been through but still chose love anyway. there’s strength in that

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devilsbed:

“If I told you about the darkness inside of me would you still look at me like I’m the Sun”

— aheartbrokenposts (via wnq-writers)

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swoobats:

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

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sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

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neopetsuser:

mazapanlesbian:

mazapanlesbian:

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

they wont tho lmao

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whitegirlblog:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

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whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

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